To where? To this bacon:
Yeah, that’s colored bacon. I saw it at bacontoday.com. Did you know there’s a bacontoday.com? Anyway, doesn’t that bacon look nasty? And dude, colored bacon is not the preferred nomenclature. African-American, please. Also, there’s another joke I had for that spot, but I decided it was really just too inappropriate. I know you may have thought yer old buddy i am whaleman had no limits but, well, now you know. However, if you would really like to hear a terrifically funny but tremedously inappropriate joke, please feel free to email me at iamwhaleman@gmail.com. I also accept phone calls and texts from people who have my number, but will not distribute it to every internet weirdo who shows up here. This means you, Paula Poundstone!
